Pickin' Stories

We've got plenty of places to post stories about When We Met Chet, Where We First Heard Chet, and how many guitars we got for sale.  So, this is a place to simply tell funny, sad, serious or just down right stupid stories about our own picking experiences.  I'll kick it off with one Ray Cummins especially liked that happened to me recently:

"Chet Story" - by John Rogers, Knoxville, TN

Two kids, 14 or 15, was in Broadway Sound one day and there was a full size stand up poster of Chet over in the corner,  One kid says to the other, "who is that guy."  The other kid says I dun no, I think he is one of those jazz guys.  -----  So time rolls on. They could play some good rock & roll licks.

Stay in tune, John

"The Jealous Wife" - by David Gillis

Made my way to the antique store
Saw the sweetest thing there standin’ by the door
Worn and locked in the closet most her life
She was the victim of a jealous wife

I checked her over and hemmed and hawed
Had to have her, though she was flawed
A real nice neck and a pretty trembling voice
Had to have her, didn’t have much choice

Nine hundred bucks seemed kind of high
I told myself it was a heck of a buy

Took her home snuck past my wife
Down in the basement where I have my secret life
I played this baby, felt like a star
Let me clarify I’m talkin’ ‘bout my new guitar.

Played until my fingers bled
Just past midnight I snuck in bed

While I was passing the time away
I found this lick that was fun to play
Took it up to show my wife
That’s nice dear but you need a life

“O bye the way, what’s this”, said she
That new guitar seems foreign to me
I ain’t never seen that one before
Now you march that thing outside the door

Made my way to the antique store
The same damned one from a week before
Man said no returns, how ‘bout a trade?
Here try this girl, she’s Kalamazoo made.

Took it home snuck past my wife
Down in the basement where I have a life
Played until my fingers bled
Just past midnight I snuck in bed

© copyright 2002 David Gillis

I Thought I Had Heard Every Excuse - by Palmer Moore

I got an e-mail from a new OFGC club member (who will remain nameless) today apologizing for not making our last Richard Smith Pickin' Party.  "My eX-wife uneXpectedly came into town - and, I had to play host to her...."

Folks, this guy obviously needs to git his PPs (pickin' priorities) straightened out.  "It's your EXwife for goodness sakes!!!  And, we're talkin' Richard Smith, here.... "  

Just foolin' around.  I'm sure she's a wonderful woman....  That's why you divorced her.... (he he)

A Day in the Life of a Marginal Picker - Thanks to Paul and Mike - by Palmer Moore

Every since I got back from Mose Rager Day in Drakesboro, Ky a couple weeks ago I’ve been listening to Nine Pound Hammer off Paul Moseley’s tape – thinking all the time that "I’ve just got to learn how to pick that tune slower and somewhat as smooth as Paul does." But, not having a "tape player" in my new XP computer (to have Musician’s CD Player help me with "rewinding" the tape) I remembered that Chet recorded that thing on his Guitar Country album – and, of course (1), that album is part of a new "two-fer" CD I bought last year at CAAS – from FunkyJunk, of course (2). So, in the computer she went.

Other than Chet capoed it up to G and Paul played it in E, it was amazing how much of Chet’s version he had "borrowed." First verse was pretty much verbatim, and a lot of fun to slow down and just practice trying to get ALL OF IT - smoothly. (It’s so easy to just leave out "a couple’ thumb whacks when the melody gits tricky… Justifying, "Oh, the band will pick me up, there.. " And, then it dawns on me, "YOU DON’T HAVE A BAND, you senile old bag of wind. Yer just sittin’ in yer basement playing with yourself….. " Oh. … 8^)

Well it didn’t take long for me to understand that I wasn’t really gonna get "all of" it, so I moved on to the second verse (sound familiar… har har.) "Well. I’ll never git that part – why don’t I move on to the "more difficult" parts… duh.") However, this verse had some single line stuff that started out nice easy, but it quickly became more than I could "figger out’ on my own. And, it naturally led into the next "chord melody" verse that was completely out of my figgerin’ league. (Yet, being really "sick" with this sport – that didn’t deter me from not wanting to play it…)

So, I did a quick Search on my Larry Kuhn file of a billion or so tabs he and his network of elite tabbers has sent a bunch of us in the last year or so – where I not only found the tune with the arrangement by Chet, but one by Merle as well. Both tabbed up by Mike Joyce – the guy with the 200 IQ that has nothing better to do than roam around the world offering his technical services up for contract – and, obviously tabbing up tunes for our listening and learning pleasure. And, lo and behold – there was EVERYTHING I needed – and, was afraid to find because I knew I wasn’t going to be able to play it…. I now have still another tune I can "almost" play.

Thanks to Paul Moseley for inspiring me to go back and "work" on a classic, and many thanks (again) to Mike Joyce for sharing his immense talents with us…. This will be one my family will hear me "attempt" to play everyday for the rest of my life… (which may be soon if they legalize handguns in Ohio….. 8^)

Palmer

"Close But No Cigar" - by Art Borgeson

Back in Nineteen and Seventy-Five, or thereabouts, I attended a Chet concert in Buffalo NY. After the show I approached Paul Yandell about a beautiful classic guitar he was playing. He told me it was made by Hascal Haile in Thompkinsville, Kentucky, and that he wouldn't make me one unless he liked
me and heard me play. I tucked the information away, secretly thinking the chances of me getting a Haile guitar were practically non existent.

During this same period of time I was teaching guitar to my boss and I told him about the experience. A few months later he quite his job, put me in charge, and opened a business in Mt. Pleasant Tennessee. One day, soon after  his move , I get a phone call from him telling me that Hascal wants me to come down to Kentucky to play for him and he gives me Hascal's phone number and other details.

When I get to Thompkinsville, there's a note hanging on the door from Hascal's wife Ravenella. " Come to the hospital. Hascal is in with a respiratory infection." read the note. So I go to the hospital and Hascal is
in bed with tubes stuck up his nose and who knows where else. We chat for a while and he was as comfortable as one can be in this situation. He then sends Ravenella home to get a couple guitars and has me play a mini- concert in the hospital to doctors and nurses going in and out of the room.

I evidently passed because he said he would be glad to make me a guitar.

When I returned to Thompkinsville to pick up my guitar, Hascal told me I had just missed Chet. They were dedicating one of Chet's Hascal Haile guitars to the Smithsonian and Hascal had the guitar there in his home. I got to play that guitar for over an hour and didn't want to put it down because I knew I was holding history in my hands. Hascal said " you know the room we set you up in? Chet stayed there last night?

"Just Gettin' Old" - Pete Peel

Jeff (his brother) and I went to see Doyle Dykes perform at a music store clinic in Amelia, Ohio. last year.  And, as Doyle got into his routine and story telling, he mentioned Chet Atkins and Jerry Reed, and Merle several times.

A little later he is doing demos of the different styles of Chet, Jerry and Merle, and telling stories about the Opry etc, and about that time some young guy in front of us turned to his buddy and said, " Who is this Chet guy he keeps talking about".

Jeff and I looked at each other in shock, or amazement.  Being 59 at that time, and having grown up on Chet music, I thought, man I am getting old. !!

"Not even trying" by Palmer Moore

My good friend and co-organizer of our Ohio Fingerstyle Guitar Club, Chris Vickers, knows how much I love the arrangement Chet did of Alice Blue Gown - and how I practice it until I'm blue in the face everyday.  He's also quite handy with high tech tools and he sent me a copy of a video he recorded of Chet playing the tune when he was on Austin City Limits awhile back.  ---  As soon as it came in the mail I ran down to the family room and started playing it over and over again.  My 15 year old "very aloof" daughter that never even mentions my guitar came in the room on her way to some other "major event" in her life and obviously recognized the tune, so she stopped and watched for a bit.  At the end she quickly shot at me,  "I like the way you play it a lot better, Daaaddy." 

"YOU DO!! .........er I mean, you do, honey?"  I queried.  

"Yaaaa,  she replied so matter-a-fact-ly in between snaps of her ever present gum,  "He doesn't even look like he's trying....."   

(Oh, Lord, what I would give to only look like I'm not trying....)

"Something Came Up" by Palmer Moore"

There were several OFGC members that sent me memos apologizing for not being able to make this past Saturday's (1/27/01) Pickin' Party - "something came up."  (Less than savvy move... as it was an experience of a lifetime.)  And, I being one of the ring leader's of "The Sickness League of America"   strongly suggested that they needed to "git thar priorities straight."  I thought I would help clarify that position by telling a story that I witnessed at this past party:

There was a new visitor that had been standing in the back of the crowd watching the Richard Smith concert because we had run out of seats.  As he watched he noticed that there was a nice looking gentleman sitting in the front row with an empty seat next to him, so after awhile he slid up next to him and asked him if he minded him sitting in that seat.

The man responded apologetically,  "Oh, my not at all - please sit down.  You know every since my wife passed away I just instinctively save her a seat - but, please sit down.  I would love to have the company."

As the other guy took the seat he was puzzled and asked of the widower, "Man, these seats are prime real estate - why didn't you invite any relatives or friends to come with you?"

"Oh,"  the old guy said so matter-of-factly,  "They are all back home attending the funeral....."

YA GOTTA GIT YER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, PICKERS.......

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